{"id":1503,"date":"2008-07-30T19:51:24","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T19:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1503"},"modified":"2008-07-30T19:49:22","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T19:49:22","slug":"looking-for-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1503","title":{"rendered":"Looking For Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/talkingdirty.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"372\" \/>We had a rather disgruntled individual comment on one of our sex toy reviews the other night. I believe the comment went something like &#8220;What the fuck is this I was looking for cat toys&#8221;. At first I thought it was one of the usual bunch of haradens who leave nasty comments but this guy was genuinely upset. Lol<\/p>\n<p>It seems he had attempted to search the oodles of sites on YouTube and come across one of our reviews in his quest. He had landed on our review of a Top Cat toy, a remote controlled vibrator.<\/p>\n<p>Now do correct me if I am wrong but if you search on YouTube for &#8220;top cat toy&#8221; our video is clearly displaying still of me with a rabbit vibrator and the text to the right side of the video is saying that it is a vibrator.<\/p>\n<p>So, you would think that the person concerned would be a) able to see that the image displayed was of a vibrator and b) read that the video relates to a vibrator.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just me but do some people actually think these days or do they need to follow instruction. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had a rather disgruntled individual comment on one of our sex toy reviews the other night. I believe the comment went something like &#8220;What the fuck is this I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1503\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}