{"id":15107,"date":"2011-08-10T22:55:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T22:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15107"},"modified":"2011-08-10T20:11:25","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T20:11:25","slug":"porn-overload","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15107","title":{"rendered":"Porn Overload"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Porn Addict\" src=\"\/images\/porn-addict.jpg\" alt=\"Porn Addict\" width=\"275\" height=\"433\" \/>It\u2019s only when you have to do a total sweep of the house for porn, toys and other paraphernalia that you realise juts how much you possess.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>We don\u2019t tend to get many visitors to the house which is a good thing because I have to do one of these sweeps every time we do.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I have my extremely nosey friend coming over for lunch.\u00a0 Normally I wouldn\u2019t have to worry about secreting it in my bedroom because when the door is shut nobody usually goes in.\u00a0 Not so with this friend who delights in trying to find my pussy.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Yes, she goes around the house looking for my moggy.<\/p>\n<p>This time I\u2019m going to tell her that he is out round at his girlfriends and hopefully she won\u2019t go around the house shouting him<\/p>\n<p>But just in case I\u2019ve had to clear every room of naughty stuff.\u00a0 I bet she still manages to find some.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s only when you have to do a total sweep of the house for porn, toys and other paraphernalia that you realise juts how much you possess.\u00a0 Lol We don\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15107\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,25],"tags":[3431],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15107"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15125,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15107\/revisions\/15125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}