{"id":15221,"date":"2011-08-18T19:55:13","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T19:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15221"},"modified":"2011-08-18T19:59:26","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T19:59:26","slug":"getting-it-on-with-two-blondes-in-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15221","title":{"rendered":"Getting It On With Two Blondes In One Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Katherine Jenkins\" src=\"\/images\/katherine-jenkins-02.jpg\" alt=\"Katherine Jenkins\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>This morning I bumped in to her at the gym.\u00a0 If you don\u2019t know who I\u2019m referring to, I\u2019m talking about the attractive MILF who I accidentally upset the other week by asking if she was pregnant.\u00a0 Ahhh, it is all coming back now.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Well she seemed ok with me and we had a little bit of a chat so I think she may have forgiven my slight faux par in asking if she was up the duff when she had put a little bit of weight on.\u00a0 I\u2019m never doing that again, well not unless they are about 8 months.<\/p>\n<p>Then this afternoon I went to see my gorgeous manicurist.\u00a0 I love letting her play with my hands as I sit close to her over the other side of the table.\u00a0 The hour passes too quickly and then she\u2019s on to her next client like a lady of the night.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously I can\u2019t take a pic of her and post it up here but she doesn\u2019t look unlike the gorgeous Katherine Jenkins in the pic above.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I bumped in to her at the gym.\u00a0 If you don\u2019t know who I\u2019m referring to, I\u2019m talking about the attractive MILF who I accidentally upset the other &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15221\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3450],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15221"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15233,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15221\/revisions\/15233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}