{"id":15374,"date":"2011-08-28T20:55:05","date_gmt":"2011-08-28T20:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15374"},"modified":"2011-08-28T20:57:28","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T20:57:28","slug":"avatar-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15374","title":{"rendered":"Avatar Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"PornWhat’s that sound you hear?<\/p>\n

That’s the sound of a band waggon trundling by. I’d heard about the porn version of Avatar, not that it is Avatar obviously or the people who made the Porn (not) Avatar would have James Cameron’s lawyers chasing after them with pitchforks and flaming torches. In fact I have seen a few very low rent photo sets on the net, but this is the first one I’ve seen that looks vaguely well done. Maybe they will use the spare blue body paint to make a new Smurf Porn Movie, yes a new one ‘cos I’ve seen that online too!<\/p>\n

If you think all this looks a bit cheap and risible then try searching for Star Trek porn on Google, there is some and some of it hilariously unconvincing, especially the ones pretending to me Mr Warf – where his “prosthetic” head ridges aren’t even stuck down, LMFAO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What’s that sound you hear? That’s the sound of a band waggon trundling by. I’d heard about the porn version of Avatar, not that it is Avatar obviously or the … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1120,35,25],"tags":[3472,3474,3473,3475],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15374"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15376,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15374\/revisions\/15376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}