{"id":1538,"date":"2008-08-07T10:52:42","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T10:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2016-03-05T10:13:10","modified_gmt":"2016-03-05T10:13:10","slug":"beijing-bonking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1538","title":{"rendered":"Beijing Bonking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the Beijing Olympics looming my mind drifted this afternoon whilst in a training session to the alternative games. I&#8217;m so going to be in trouble when it comes to using the new software at work, I think I managed to stay with them for about 15 minutes of training before becoming bored.<\/p>\n<p>I did have good reason, they covered everyone else&#8217;s roles within the company before reaching mine. I hope I don&#8217;t have to cover for anyone else or I&#8217;m fucked! Lol<\/p>\n<p>Now which events would be part of the games\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u2026the maximum orgasms in one session<\/li>\n<li>how far can you shoot your load, measured with tape for accuracy<\/li>\n<li>just how many inches can you swallow before gagging, this would need marking off with a felt tip for adjudication later or it could be measured up to the lipstick line \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Positons\u2026just how many can you achieve before coming (male of course)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There must be loads I have missed, do you want to leave your suggestions in the comments. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the Beijing Olympics looming my mind drifted this afternoon whilst in a training session to the alternative games. I&#8217;m so going to be in trouble when it comes to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1538\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19670,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions\/19670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}