{"id":1546,"date":"2008-08-08T10:53:44","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T10:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1546"},"modified":"2008-08-07T21:56:58","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T21:56:58","slug":"tiny-yellow-bikini-and-big-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1546","title":{"rendered":"Tiny Yellow Bikini And Big Boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/yellowbikini.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" \/>We went swimming the other day and whilst getting in to my stroke\u2026hey, you don&#8217;t here many women saying that do you? Lol My eyes were drawn to a young girl entering the water down the steps, she was wearing a canary yellow bikini and her boyfriend was waiting to follow her in to the warm water.<\/p>\n<p>My first glance was of her back and as she placed her feet on the bottom of the pool she span around. I&#8217;m sure my mouth must have been open as my eyes fell upon her ample cleavage. The material of the bikini top was barely covering her.<\/p>\n<p>It was at that point I also noticed that they were obviously false which was a shame because she was a good looking girl, spoilt by un-natural breasts. Why do girls so that? Perhaps she had done it for her boyfriend, who knows.<\/p>\n<p>As I turned at the wall to start my next lap I did wonder if they float. Do they? I assume they must be lighter than breast tissue and be prone to floating like buoyancy aids in the water. Determined to find out I began to put some pace in to my stroke so that I could return to the shallow end to follow up on my research.<\/p>\n<p>But when I got to the other end I lost sight of her and continued on with my 50 lengths so I still don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone care to enlighten me\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went swimming the other day and whilst getting in to my stroke\u2026hey, you don&#8217;t here many women saying that do you? Lol My eyes were drawn to a young &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1546\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}