{"id":1549,"date":"2008-08-09T10:54:53","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T10:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1549"},"modified":"2008-08-09T08:40:51","modified_gmt":"2008-08-09T08:40:51","slug":"yes-i%e2%80%99m-a-dirty-bitch%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1549","title":{"rendered":"Yes I&#8217;m A Dirty Bitch\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/sextoytester.jpg\" alt=\"Sex Toy Tester T-shirt\" width=\"300\" height=\"304\" \/>&#8230; Want to Make Something Of It!<\/p>\n<p>As each day passes I become more and more eager to share with my fellow colleagues at work exactly what I do when I&#8217;m behind closed doors. I&#8217;ve said many times before that I&#8217;m proud of what we do here. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>In a daydream I had today I imagined myself walking in to the office sporting the t-shirt you see above. Never in a million years would I do it. No, I take it back. If I had just heard that my numbers had come up on the National Lottery I don&#8217;t think I would care. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>It would be so amusing to see Horny and Busty&#8217;s faces as they looked at my t-shirt and connected it with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; Want to Make Something Of It! As each day passes I become more and more eager to share with my fellow colleagues at work exactly what I do when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1549\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}