{"id":15542,"date":"2011-09-10T19:55:11","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T19:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15542"},"modified":"2011-09-10T19:54:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-10T19:54:56","slug":"back-from-amsterdam-with-a-new-pair-of-tits-to-play-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15542","title":{"rendered":"Back From Amsterdam With A New Pair Of Tits To Play With"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Bikini Tits\" src=\"\/images\/nice-bikini-tits.jpg\" alt=\"Bikini Tits\" width=\"300\" height=\"398\" \/>We arrived back from Amsterdam to find a delivery card telling us the next door neighbour had taken in a package all the way from California. I knew immediately what it was, a new masturbator for me to test. Not any old masturbator mind you but an amazingly lifelike set of boobs.<\/p>\n<p>Now you know how much I like a tit wank, like a lot of guys. And you probably know how much Suze likes to watch, whether it\u2019s her tits doing the wanking or a different pair. So how much fun were the new pair of tits? You can find out tomorrow on <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sex Toys Buzz<\/a>. Until then pop over and check out the sex toy reviews already there.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s everything from <a title=\"Sex Toys For Men\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/category\/sex-toys-for-men\" target=\"_blank\">sex toys for men<\/a>, like the one I\u2019m about to test to those for couples and ones exclusively for <a title=\"Sex Toys For Women\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/category\/sex-toys-for-women\" target=\"_blank\">women all tested by Suze<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you can\u2019t find a particular toy on the site let us know, we\u2019ll try and procure it from one of our suppliers then test it and publish it before you buy. We can\u2019t promise that we will test every toy but we love our job so will do the very best we can to test as many as possible \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We arrived back from Amsterdam to find a delivery card telling us the next door neighbour had taken in a package all the way from California. I knew immediately what &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15542\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[35,46],"tags":[4253,113],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15542"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15544,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15542\/revisions\/15544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}