{"id":1574,"date":"2008-08-14T10:52:05","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T10:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1574"},"modified":"2008-08-13T20:51:26","modified_gmt":"2008-08-13T20:51:26","slug":"cool-menthol-ass-torture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1574","title":{"rendered":"Cool Menthol Ass Torture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/pinhead.jpg\" alt=\"Pin Head\" width=\"300\" height=\"309\" \/>We don&#8217;t do figging, it&#8217;s not something that&#8217;s ever appealed to us. The thought of sticking something inside a delicate orifice that&#8217;s liable, no not liable, intended to burn is not very appealing. We are to a certain extent cenobites (in the Hellraiser sense), but not quite in the Pinhead sense &#8220;Explorers in the further regions of experience daemons some angels to others&#8221;. We don&#8217;t hell-raise as often as we used to.<\/p>\n<p>So it came as bit of a shock when I got a mild, self-administered figging last night. I was having a shower and while washing my hair I over-did it with the shampoo, causing a large amount of undiluted shampoo to dribble into the crack of my arse and because I was moving around in the shower that blob of shampoo seemed to find its way just inside my ass.<\/p>\n<p>What a tingling blue-white surprise that was! The shampoo is a menthol one, which I like as it has a bit of zing to it. Well when it finds it&#8217;s way up your arse it has a lot of zing to it. My ring is still buzzing now!<\/p>\n<p>Not an experience I&#8217;m likely to repeat in a hurry and certainly not one that I found at all sexually arousing. But an educational one all the same.<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/figging\" target=\"_blank\">figging<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Hellraiser\" target=\"_blank\">Hellraiser<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Pin+Head\" target=\"_blank\">Pin Head<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/cenobites\" target=\"_blank\">cenobites<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/BDSM\" target=\"_blank\">BDSM<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We don&#8217;t do figging, it&#8217;s not something that&#8217;s ever appealed to us. The thought of sticking something inside a delicate orifice that&#8217;s liable, no not liable, intended to burn is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1574\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[4248,277,274,275,276],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1574"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}