{"id":15829,"date":"2011-09-30T07:55:09","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T07:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15829"},"modified":"2011-09-29T22:06:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T22:06:01","slug":"glory-hole-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15829","title":{"rendered":"Glory Hole Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/glory-hole-church.jpg\" alt=\"Glory Hole Church\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" \/>Now the image above is not exactly what is conjured up in my head when you thin about glory holes.  I wonder if the local church realised that they had made an epic mistake.  Probably not because they just wouldn&#8217;t get involved in that kind of thing.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>Some months ago Alex and I visited a swingers club open day for a look around and were personally acquainted with their glory holes.  Needless to say I didn&#8217;t touch any of the surrounds whilst we were there and washed my hands thoroughly when I got home.<\/p>\n<p>I found the carpet a little sticky though.  Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now the image above is not exactly what is conjured up in my head when you thin about glory holes. I wonder if the local church realised that they had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15829\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[413],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15829"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15829"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15831,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15829\/revisions\/15831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}