{"id":15974,"date":"2011-10-09T17:52:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T17:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15974"},"modified":"2011-10-09T17:42:36","modified_gmt":"2011-10-09T17:42:36","slug":"i-just-love-being-a-bad-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15974","title":{"rendered":"I Just Love Being A Bad Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Manga Morning Fater\" src=\"\/images\/manga-morning-after.jpg\" alt=\"Manga Morning Fater\" width=\"300\" height=\"216\" \/>As a child I was raised to respect alcohol by my liberal minded parents. We always drank wine with our Sunday lunch and celebrated special occasions with alcohol. Don&#8217;t get me wrong they did not let me partake too much but I came very close on many occasion when they weren&#8217;t watching the bottle. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>One such event happened on New Years Eve when I was about eleven or twelve years old. My father was away I recall, either for work of family reasons, not sure which. But both my mother and I were in the house on our own on this particular eve.<\/p>\n<p>The clock approached the hour of midnight and I was trying hard not to fall asleep whilst laying on the sofa watching the revelry and partying taking place on television as was the tradition. There has always been a Hogmanay show on television for as long as I remember. The earliest ones were hosted by Andy Williams I think. Is he still alive?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. The clock struck twelve and everyone on the television raised their glasses to us the viewing public and wished a &#8220;Happy New Year&#8221;. Most of the people on the show must have been well stewed by the time 12 o clock came round as the show usually started about 10 o clock and probably continued well in to the &#8220;wee hours&#8221;. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>My mother disappeared off in to the kitchen and returned just as the last chime rang out from Big Ben. She was clutching the largest bottle of Champagne I had ever seen. It looked like we were having the whole neighbourhood round for a celebratory drink. &#8220;Your dad left us this to bring in the New Year&#8221;, she smiled at me. &#8220;Wow&#8221;, I replied in a mesmerised voice. It was the largest bottle of Champagne I had ever seen. Did I tell you that already? Lol.<\/p>\n<p>She popped the cork which hit the ceiling and made a lovely dint which we all pointed at for the next few months reminiscing (you will find out why in a moment, be patient!) until the day dad relented to mum&#8217;s demand, filling the dent and repainting the ceiling. There are only so many times you can point up at the ceiling and make fun of Suze\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Got you all wondering why now, haven&#8217;t I?\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026Ok, I give in. Whilst mum was pouring the first glass the telephone rang. It was my father calling to wish us both a Happy New Year. &#8220;Suze, come and wish your dad a Happy New Year&#8221;, mum called out from the phone. I went to the telephone and wished him rather begrudgingly as I recall, Happy New Year, through gritted teeth. I was both angry and upset that he couldn&#8217;t be with us on this of all evenings.<\/p>\n<p>I blew a kiss to him down the receiver and left my mother talking to him. Meanwhile there was some Champagne waiting for me in the lounge. The first glass went down a little slow, the bubbles and the taste I guess. One has to acquire a taste for the good stuff. \ud83d\ude00 This meant I had to pour another just to see if the taste was beginning to grown on me. It did and this prompted me to pour another and another and\u2026<\/p>\n<p>You can guess the rest. My mother returned from her phone call and I was as pissed as a fart. I think she guessed I was drunk quite quickly, as I was dancing to bagpipe music. Not my normal choice of music to get down to. &#8220;Have you been drinking this while I have been gone?&#8221;, she asked as she picked up the bottle to check out just how many times I had celebrated on my own.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure how much I had but it felt great. I had boundless energy and felt like I was walking on clouds. My dancing eventually stopped and things began to slow down after mum took the bottle away from me. Climbing the stairs to bed was hilarious I remember to this day laughing like an idiot all the way up and in to bed. Not so the next morning. I had a stonking great headache and stayed in bed until I felt better. 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