{"id":15980,"date":"2011-10-10T11:55:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T11:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15980"},"modified":"2011-10-09T20:22:17","modified_gmt":"2011-10-09T20:22:17","slug":"nailing-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=15980","title":{"rendered":"Nailing You!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Enticing\"I forgot to tell you about my conversation with my friend Mrs Nosey who came over the other week.\u00a0 We were happily chatting away about girly things, she had had her hair streaked with various shades of brown.\u00a0 The last time she came over with a box of hair colour and wanted me to do it for her as she had decided the previous night to change the colour completely but that is so her.<\/p>\n

She also remarked on my long, manicured nails that she would like to get hers done but balked at the potential long term cost of making regular trips to the salon.<\/p>\n

However this time she arrived with her nails beautifully long and shaped and painted black which is so typical of her.\u00a0 If she was younger I\u2019m sure she would have been a goth chick but she is more contemporarily goth chicken nowadays.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

That sounded bitchy, it wasn\u2019t supposed to.\u00a0 She would laugh at that too.<\/p>\n

We were talking about her nails when I asked if her fella liked them, knowing most guys enjoy long nails particularly down there back.\u00a0 I\u2019ve never been out with one who didn\u2019t.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 She replied that he liked them but he said they weren\u2019t very sharp.<\/p>\n

Hmmm, I thought.\u00a0 This guy sounds as if he could be in to a bit of light BDSM.\u00a0 I was just about to start talking about vampire gloves when I stopped myself opting for the more pc approach.\u00a0 Perhaps a little too extreme at the moment.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I suggested that she gets them filed differently next time she is in the salon, perhaps squared off leaving the corners sharp when used correctly or even pointed which is pure evil.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

I\u2019m waiting to hear what happened next time we meet up.<\/p>\n

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