{"id":16084,"date":"2011-10-17T23:55:07","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T23:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16084"},"modified":"2011-10-17T21:46:58","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T21:46:58","slug":"bovine-anilingus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16084","title":{"rendered":"Bovine Anilingus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float:left;\" title=\"Cowgirl\" src=\"\/images\/golden-cowgirl.jpg\" alt=\"Cowgirl\" width=\"325\" height=\"272\" \/>Not the usual subject for my posts but I simply could not resist this opportunity to raise a smile from both of us.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Alex and I decided to pay a visit to our favourite county pub for lunch on Sunday as it was a pleasant clear and sunny day.\u00a0 We expected lots of walkers in there with their maps and whistles but it was fairly quiet when we arrived.<\/p>\n<p>They also had some new pint pulling totty.\u00a0 A couple of new blondes were hovering in the background as our familiar busty blonde pulled us both.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>It seemed like a day for naughty innuendo right from the onset.\u00a0 As we approached the village where the pub nestles we were greeted by two naughty cows engaging in some anilingus.<\/p>\n<p>I kid you not, as we approached the village I looked in to a field to witness a cow licking the ass of its friend.\u00a0 Not quite what you would expect to see in a field but quite obviously something which happens out in the great outdoors<\/p>\n<p>Isn\u2019t it great taking in the countryside.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the usual subject for my posts but I simply could not resist this opportunity to raise a smile from both of us.\u00a0 Lol Alex and I decided to pay &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16084\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[3591],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16084"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16084"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16086,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16084\/revisions\/16086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}