{"id":16235,"date":"2011-10-27T23:55:55","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T23:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16235"},"modified":"2011-10-27T21:56:21","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T21:56:21","slug":"oooh-my-bollocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16235","title":{"rendered":"Oooh My Bollocks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px;\" title=\"Ball Sucking Girl\" src=\"\/images\/ball-sucking-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Ball Sucking Girl\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/>Most people have had an argument with their boyfriend that turned pretty heated but not quite as heated as the one I just read about.<\/p>\n<p>Maria Topp aged 44 and Martin Douglas aged 45 had a blazing row back in January and she ended up doing the unthinkable.\u00a0 Just thinking about it now make me cringe and I\u2019m a girl\u2026obviously.<\/p>\n<p>She claims that she can\u2019t remember but she bit off Martin\u2019s testicles during a row and he had to have them sewn back on.\u00a0\u00a0 OUCH!\u00a0 That had to smart.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Testicle Teeth Tangle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/3893643\/Testicle-bite-woman-faces-jail.html\" target=\"_blank\">You can read the full gruesome story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most people have had an argument with their boyfriend that turned pretty heated but not quite as heated as the one I just read about. Maria Topp aged 44 and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16235\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16235"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16235"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16237,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16235\/revisions\/16237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}