{"id":16302,"date":"2011-11-03T17:55:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T17:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16302"},"modified":"2011-11-02T23:18:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T23:18:43","slug":"i%e2%80%99m-picking-up-good-vibrations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16302","title":{"rendered":"I`m Picking Up Good Vibrations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Wet Red Bikini\" src=\"\/images\/wet-red-bikini.jpg\" alt=\"Wet Red Bikini\" width=\"300\" height=\"421\" \/>Whilst I was at the gym the other day my neighbour took in a delivery for me.\u00a0 I opened my front door to discover a parcel delivery card on my door mat.<\/p>\n<p>They said that my parcel was round at my neighbours house.\u00a0 I dismissed the idea of collecting it because I knew my neighbour was out, the car was missing off the drive.<\/p>\n<p>So all day I waited until Alex got home and then pointed out to me I was working out the house numbers the wrong way round and that the neighbours I needed had been in all day.<\/p>\n<p>Doh!<\/p>\n<p>When he returned he had a large box in his hands and I couldn\u2019t wait to find out what it was.\u00a0 After frantically attacking the packaging with my scissors I opened the box to reveal the full range of Pico Bong and\u00a0 Insignia SenseMotion from Lelo.<\/p>\n<p>I think I may be busy for some time, be back soon.\u00a0 x<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst I was at the gym the other day my neighbour took in a delivery for me.\u00a0 I opened my front door to discover a parcel delivery card on my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16302\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46],"tags":[2846,3613],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16302"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16305,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16302\/revisions\/16305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}