{"id":16330,"date":"2011-11-04T02:55:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T02:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16330"},"modified":"2011-11-03T23:11:37","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T23:11:37","slug":"an-afternoon-of-porn-and-friging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16330","title":{"rendered":"An Afternoon Of Porn And Friging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Young Harlots Dirty Business\" src=\"\/images\/young-harlots-dirty-business.jpg\" alt=\"Young Harlots Dirty Business\" width=\"300\" height=\"464\" \/>Being a woman I excel at multi tasking, I\u2019ve always done it and always will be efficient in how I use my time.\u00a0 As such when it came to reviewing one of the latest R18 DVD\u2019s to come through my door I thought it would be a good idea to rub one out at the same time.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I placed the DVD in the drive, turned on the television and pulled the curtains to.\u00a0 The DVD span up and I opened my bedside draw to retrieve one of my favourite clit vibes.\u00a0 Then snuggling under the cover I pressed play and pressed the On button.<\/p>\n<p>Again I pressed the On button\u2026nothing!<\/p>\n<p>Then I raised my hand from under the duvet to see that the vibe was totally unresponsive, no vibration and not even a light.\u00a0 Dead, totally dead.\u00a0 Bugger, it needed to be charged and just when I really needed it.<\/p>\n<p>But the beauty of being a sex toy tester is that if one doesn\u2019t work there is always another waiting in the sidelines and I retrieved another clit vibe.\u00a0 And this one worked,\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I watched a great Harmony Films production whilst having a really good clit workout watching Syren Sexton getting a good fucking.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Young Harlots, Dirty Business\" href=\"http:\/\/himdulgence.com\" target=\"_blank\">You can now read my review over here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being a woman I excel at multi tasking, I\u2019ve always done it and always will be efficient in how I use my time.\u00a0 As such when it came to reviewing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16330\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,3],"tags":[3405,3617,3616,4263],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16332,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16330\/revisions\/16332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}