{"id":16367,"date":"2011-11-07T19:55:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T19:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16367"},"modified":"2011-11-07T19:57:57","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T19:57:57","slug":"public-panty-flash-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16367","title":{"rendered":"Public Panty Flash Panic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float:left;\" title=\"Maid's Ass\" src=\"\/images\/maids-ass.jpg\" alt=\"Maid's Ass\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I\u2019m surprised what happened to me this morning hasn\u2019t happened before.\u00a0 It was slightly embarrassing and something I will not intentionally be repeating.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Got your ears pricked up now haven\u2019t I?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll explain.\u00a0 I have a habit of taking off my jeans and throwing them over the chair in the corner of the room.\u00a0 Occasionally if I\u2019m in a hurry to jump in to bed I will cast them off with my knickers inside which means I can slip under the duvet and remove my socks at my leasure.<\/p>\n<p>So this morning I took hold of my jeans and slipped them on as usual and accompanied them with a jumper so I didn\u2019t really need a coat for a supermarket visit.<\/p>\n<p>I battled my way through the mid morning elderly road users and pulled up in the under store car park in my usual place near the trolley bays.<\/p>\n<p>As I took a few steps away from the car I pressed the lock on my key fob and put them in my pocket.\u00a0 A few steps later I had to look down as my steps appeared to be damped by something soft under foot.<\/p>\n<p>And buggger me!\u00a0 My black thong was on the floor of the car park and I had just stepped on to it.\u00a0 I took a quick look round as I bent over to retrieve my panties.\u00a0 Luckily there was nobody around in vision of what happened.<\/p>\n<p>I quickly placed them in my pocket and went about my business with a rather red face, anyone would think I had been to gym.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Won\u2019t be doing that in a hurry again.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m surprised what happened to me this morning hasn\u2019t happened before.\u00a0 It was slightly embarrassing and something I will not intentionally be repeating.\u00a0 Lol Got your ears pricked up now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16367\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[3622],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16367"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16370,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16367\/revisions\/16370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}