{"id":16450,"date":"2011-11-12T20:55:14","date_gmt":"2011-11-12T20:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16450"},"modified":"2011-11-12T20:34:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T20:34:43","slug":"celebrity-love-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16450","title":{"rendered":"Celebrity Love Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"HollyI discovered this little gem of a show featuring the incredibly funny and dirty minded Keith Lemon just this year and wished I had been watching years ago.\u00a0 For those of you haven\u2019t watched the show it\u2019s a panel show built around current events in the world of celebrity with celebrity guests and it works very well.<\/p>\n

You get to see the side of otherwise angelic people like the gorgeous Holly Willoughby and Fern Cotton who you soon discover have in the words of Keith \u201cpotty mouths\u201d.\u00a0 You will never view either of these girls the same once you have seen them.<\/p>\n

There have been some really naughty moments on the show but one of the classic ones of the show.\u00a0 Picture this\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026a butternut squash.<\/p>\n

Ok, up to now.<\/p>\n

\u2026Keith holding it firmly against his groin and gesticulating to camera.\u00a0\u00a0 Then comes his request for Holly to kiss him down there on his balls, meaning the base of the vegetable.<\/p>\n

Holly considers the proposition and the promise of an extra point and for a moment I thought she would decline Keith\u2019s attempts to entice her towards his groin area.<\/p>\n

Then she leans over and gives him a big red glossy kiss on his virtual nuts to the raucous laughter of the studio guests and audience.<\/p>\n

Now I\u2019ve got you hooked and I\u2019m sorry to say that Thursday\u2019s show was the last in the series.\u00a0 This could be because Leigh Szaak Francis (Keith\u00a0 Lemon) is currently filming a new movie.\u00a0 But the good news is that they are about to release a DVD with the bits from Celebrity Juice they couldn\u2019t show on television.<\/p>\n

As soon as I know what it is called and have a release date I will post it up.\u00a0 Thursday nights just aren\u2019t going to be the same\u2026<\/p>\n

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