{"id":16474,"date":"2011-11-13T23:55:05","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T23:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16474"},"modified":"2011-11-13T23:15:09","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T23:15:09","slug":"jungle-babe-jessica%e2%80%99s-30e%e2%80%99s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16474","title":{"rendered":"Jungle Babe Jessica\u2019s 30E\u2019s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Jessica Jane Clement\" src=\"\/images\/jessica-jane-clement-1.jpg\" alt=\"Jessica Jane Clement\" width=\"300\" height=\"394\" \/>I can quite proudly say I have never watched an episode of I\u2019m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and I don\u2019t\u2026didn\u2019t intend to watch it either.<\/p>\n<p>You noticed I said didn\u2019t, didn\u2019t you?\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>This year\u2019s line up of Z list celebs is fairly unsavoury and certainly won\u2019t be know by most of the demograph who tune in to watch because they will most probably be the same age as their parents.\u00a0 But ITV have done their usual thing and secured a couple of pieces of eye candy to please both sexes.<\/p>\n<p>Something for the ladies\u2026this year sees TOWIE\u2019s Mark Wright taking part.\u00a0 That\u2019s another series I have only looked at for 5 minutes before getting brain ache.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 But I\u2019m sure the girls will be tuning in to watch Mr Wright in the shower.<\/p>\n<p>And the guys are going to be getting a little hot under the collar as Jessica-Jane Clement goes native.\u00a0 Just read a story in The Sun about her being prepared with her skimpy Brazilian bikini\u2019s and a good waxing.<\/p>\n<p>I must admit I think I may have to tune in if she decides to take a shower.\u00a0 If you watch keep me posted.\u00a0 ;0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can quite proudly say I have never watched an episode of I\u2019m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and I don\u2019t\u2026didn\u2019t intend to watch it either. You noticed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16474\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[3631,1583,3632],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16474"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16474"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16477,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16474\/revisions\/16477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}