{"id":16575,"date":"2011-11-22T11:55:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T11:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16575"},"modified":"2011-11-21T23:08:58","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T23:08:58","slug":"robot-boob-rub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16575","title":{"rendered":"Robot Boob Rub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9IuU0UO08jg&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9IuU0UO08jg&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I came across this on YouTube.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t find a better quality video on there but you will get the general idea.  It&#8217;s a breast massaging machine.  Don&#8217;t laugh, it is a genuine proto type that a clever Japanese guy has developed and is asking for funding to take in to production.<\/p>\n<p>Girls would we use this or simply ask a guy for assistance?  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this on YouTube. I couldn&#8217;t find a better quality video on there but you will get the general idea. It&#8217;s a breast massaging machine. Don&#8217;t laugh, it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16575\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3646],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16575"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16579,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16575\/revisions\/16579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}