{"id":16638,"date":"2011-11-28T07:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16638"},"modified":"2011-11-27T22:09:36","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T22:09:36","slug":"anal-sex-on-the-first-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16638","title":{"rendered":"Anal Sex On The First Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/girls-night-out.jpg\" alt=\"Girls On The Town\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" \/>I don&#8217;t go out like I used to any more.\u00a0 And to be honest I don&#8217;t miss it, I can&#8217;t be doing with the cattle market routine any more.\u00a0 Also, people&#8217;s idea of a good night out seems to have shifted since I was on the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Standards seem to have dropped.\u00a0 And I&#8217;ve heard some girls drop their knickers for a bag of chips, well you know.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like peeing in the street, guys doing it is bad enough but girls are now squatting down and urinating.\u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;m a little more prim and proper than some.\u00a0 In my time you didn&#8217;t let your bra strap slide in to view from within your clothing and you certainly didn&#8217;t reveal your stocking tops. That was for later.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s the fashion to exhibit your bra, they now make bras with embellished straps especially to be seen and as for stocking tops, seeing them is all the rage.<\/p>\n<p>However I do draw the line at showing your pants like the girl in the picture above.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>OK back to seriousness here. Flippancy aside you do have to ask the question \u2013 What is for later?<\/p>\n<p>The last time I was \u201cout on the pull\u201d I was gagging to see what the girls had on offer and despite the skimpiest of outfits they always kept things just under cover, a little in reserve to tantalise and tease. Yes at the end of a night some of us would indulge in a drunken snog but in the same way that your dirty fantasy girl is not the one you take home to meet the parents they weren\u2019t the ones you really want to take home to bed either \u2026 because they\u2019d leave you with more than a memory of a drunken quicky \u2026\u00a0 possibly something you\u2019d need to see the doctor about. Or at least that was the way I looked at it.<\/p>\n<p>All that seems to have changed and within the parameters set by the public decency laws everything is on show. I don\u2019t have a problem with naked flesh. Heck I have four hardcore DVDs on the desk in front on me ready to be reviewed and a box full of them tucked away in storage. No, it\u2019s the context that I have a problem with.<\/p>\n<p>Save all your nakedness for later because if you don\u2019t what else is there to give? A lesbian sex show with your best mate for the new boyfriend? Anal sex on the first date? LOL<\/p>\n<p>I may be showing signs of getting old here but putting it all on show on a Saturday night doesn\u2019t work for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t go out like I used to any more.\u00a0 And to be honest I don&#8217;t miss it, I can&#8217;t be doing with the cattle market routine any more.\u00a0 Also, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16638\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[32,35,25],"tags":[4243],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16639,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16638\/revisions\/16639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}