{"id":16679,"date":"2011-11-30T11:55:02","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T11:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16679"},"modified":"2011-11-29T23:19:04","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T23:19:04","slug":"robo-wank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16679","title":{"rendered":"Robo Wank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wanking-machine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Wanking machine\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/wanking-machine-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"Wanking machine\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I\u00a0felt the urge\u00a0to search Google images for &#8220;strange wanking&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery.\u00a0 It looks like you insert your cock in to the palm of the hand and the machine takes care of the rest.<\/p>\n<p>One for the lazy wanker me thinks.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I\u00a0felt the urge\u00a0to search Google images for &#8220;strange wanking&#8221;. My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery.\u00a0 It looks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16679\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77],"tags":[4254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16679"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16679"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16682,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16679\/revisions\/16682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}