{"id":16683,"date":"2011-11-30T17:55:49","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T17:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16683"},"modified":"2011-11-29T23:20:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T23:20:40","slug":"prostitutes-and-stupid-johns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16683","title":{"rendered":"Prostitutes And Stupid Johns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Hookers\" src=\"\\images\\hookers.jpg\" alt=\"Hookers\" \/>I should imagine that most guys who use the services of a lady of the night would keep it secret and certainly wouldn\u2019t involve the police.<\/p>\n<p>Not so for Ryan McNames from Missouri who hired two prostitues to entertain him.\u00a0 One was allegedly going to flash her boobs at him whilst the other one gave him a blowjob.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and I\u2019ll add that McNames lived in a trailer park which won\u2019t surprise you when you read the rest of this post.<\/p>\n<p>The girls charged him $60 to perform their acts for him but didn\u2019t deliver before driving off in their car.\u00a0 Ryan then decided to phone the police to complain and ask for $40 of his money to be returned for failing to perform oral sex on him.<\/p>\n<p>What an idiot!\u00a0 <a title=\"Sub-Standard Hookers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/buster\/prostitution\/never-call-cops-consumer-complaint-about-your-hooker\" target=\"_blank\">You can read the full story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should imagine that most guys who use the services of a lady of the night would keep it secret and certainly wouldn\u2019t involve the police. Not so for Ryan &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16683\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,35],"tags":[3662],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16684,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16683\/revisions\/16684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}