{"id":16716,"date":"2011-12-03T14:55:10","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T14:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16716"},"modified":"2011-12-03T14:39:27","modified_gmt":"2011-12-03T14:39:27","slug":"wheres-the-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16716","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s The Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Where Is The Pussy\" src=\"\/images\/where-is-the-pussy.jpg\" alt=\"Where Is The Pussy\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Today we popped out to stock up as supplies were starting to run a little low. We got some bacon for some comforting sarnis. Sadly it smelled like rubber while it was cooking and tasted of nothing when we ate it &#8211; which was at least better than tasting of rubber.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s more the cat didn&#8217;t come begging for titbits. Even he knew it was crap.<\/p>\n<p>Wish we&#8217;d risked driving further to our usual supermarket now. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today we popped out to stock up as supplies were starting to run a little low. We got some bacon for some comforting sarnis. Sadly it smelled like rubber while &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16716\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[2789],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16717,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16716\/revisions\/16717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}