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It was time for my regular checkup at the dentist last week and as I drove down I felt quite content that all I would require this visit would be a clean and polish.\u00a0 It\u2019s the red wine.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\nIt was time for my regular checkup at the dentist last week and as I drove down I felt quite content that all I would require this visit would be a clean and polish.\u00a0 It\u2019s the red wine.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n
But I didn\u2019t get off quite so lightly, the dentist completely missed it but when I went in to see the hygienist for my clean and polish she noticed I had an abscess on my upper tooth.<\/p>\n
After a few minutes of scraping, spraying with water and poking which bloody hurt they x-rayed my upper jaw.\u00a0 All of that I coped with quite well considering that the probing hurt like fuck.\u00a0 But what came next really pissed me off.<\/p>\n
The dreaded antibiotics!<\/p>\n
I can hear some of you out there asking why.<\/p>\n
Because they render oral contraception useless and you have to resort to wearing condoms.\u00a0 And not just for the duration of your course of antibiotics but for a full week afterwards.<\/p>\n
So in summary that meant no alcohol or unprotected sex for a while.\u00a0 Bugger!\u00a0 I hate condoms with a vengeance they completely take away the sensitivity I have below and slick his cock quite literally beyond recognition.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n
Then there was the dreaded trip to buy the condoms\u2026<\/p>\n
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