{"id":16840,"date":"2011-12-12T11:55:23","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T11:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16840"},"modified":"2011-12-11T23:06:09","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T23:06:09","slug":"the-fuck-festival-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16840","title":{"rendered":"The Fuck Festival, Apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/festive-naughtiness.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float:left;\" title=\"festive naughtiness\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/festive-naughtiness.jpg\" alt=\"festive naughtiness\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a>I have no idea why but since we put the Christmas tree up yesterday Alex&#8217;s libido has rocketed.\u00a0 Last night we were at it like rabbits on and off all night.<\/p>\n<p>Then this morning I awoke to his hard cock pressing into my lower back, swiftly followed by my moist pussy.<\/p>\n<p>After a brief interlude shopping at the mall we returned to bed to snuggle up from the cold and guess what&#8230;yes we did!<\/p>\n<p>Christmas can take as long as it likes to arrive this year.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea why but since we put the Christmas tree up yesterday Alex&#8217;s libido has rocketed.\u00a0 Last night we were at it like rabbits on and off all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16840\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,25],"tags":[3640],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16840"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16841,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16840\/revisions\/16841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}