{"id":16858,"date":"2011-12-13T17:55:31","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T17:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16858"},"modified":"2011-12-13T00:23:08","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T00:23:08","slug":"cum-and-join-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16858","title":{"rendered":"Cum And Join Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Keeley\" src=\"\/images\/keeley.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/>I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_self\">reviewed<\/a> just how long I\u2019ve been pleasuring myself for you.\u00a0 We are now fast approaching our sixth year.<\/p>\n<p>Wow!\u00a0 Doesn\u2019t time fly.<\/p>\n<p>Over that time we have brought you many exclusives and been the first to test many of the quality products out there.\u00a0 And as the mailman walked up to my door today I thought how he has now become a regular visitor almost a friend as we engage in our doorstep chats.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, don\u2019t confuse this Royal Mail Delivery van driver with The Rammer, that miserable bugger is still forcing my mail in to my box every morning and leaving it stuck half in half out.<\/p>\n<p>Lots more toys are due to arrive before Christmas, Alex and I will not get much of rest this Christmas &#8220;Holiday&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I\u2019ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16858\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[114],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16859,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16858\/revisions\/16859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}