{"id":16874,"date":"2011-12-14T23:55:30","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T23:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16874"},"modified":"2011-12-13T23:38:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T23:38:07","slug":"a-cougar-encounter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16874","title":{"rendered":"A Cougar Encounter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float:left;\" title=\"Iron Bed Fuck\" src=\"\/images\/bw-iron-bed-fuck.jpg\" alt=\"Iron Bed Fuck\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I can\u2019t remember if I told you that I was approached by one of the Personal Trainers a few weeks ago and asked if I would like a complementary session with him.\u00a0 Ooh errr!\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Well I turned up on the Friday morning and he didn\u2019t.\u00a0 Needless to say I wasn\u2019t very impressed.<\/p>\n<p>Last week I was rowing away and he came up to me, he\u2019d totally forgotten about his last attempt to lure me in to his \u00a325 per hour services and I didn\u2019t remind him that he let me down.\u00a0 Although I was tempted when he booked my in for my session and asked that I call him and let him know if I can\u2019t make it because he wasn\u2019t very happy at being stood up.\u00a0 Yes, I came very close to mentioning it but I bit my tongue.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, yesterday I finally go to have my session with him.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure how old he is, I\u2019m guessing mid twenties but he is \u201cwell fit\u201d in more ways than one.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 It was nice having his undivided attention even though I wasn\u2019t looking my best being out of breath and red faced, with sweat rolling down my forehead.\u00a0 Not a good look.\u00a0 Lol.<\/p>\n<p>It then struck me that I was having a cougar moment and I had to chuckle to myself.\u00a0 I had a very enjoyable session, he worked me hard, I wish I could say the same about him.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 I\u2019m such a dirty cow!<\/p>\n<p>Anyone want to sponsor my personal training?\u00a0 \u00a325 is just a little bit too steep for me but he is so worth it\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t remember if I told you that I was approached by one of the Personal Trainers a few weeks ago and asked if I would like a complementary session &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16874\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1120,35,25],"tags":[1841],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16875,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16874\/revisions\/16875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}