{"id":16880,"date":"2011-12-15T17:55:24","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T17:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16880"},"modified":"2011-12-14T23:00:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T23:00:53","slug":"filthy-days-and-hardcore-nights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16880","title":{"rendered":"Filthy Days And Hardcore Nights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/porn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-10802\" title=\"porn\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/porn.jpg\" alt=\"porn\" width=\"190\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a>I found myself in a bit of a quandary earlier today.<\/p>\n<p>My postman delivered a new porn DVD through my door and brought about my dilemma\u2026do I do my ironing or do I watch and review the DVD?<\/p>\n<p>I bet you can\u2019t guess which option I went with.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m in the process of writing up my review now but you can read some of the ones I\u2019ve already written <a href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/erotic-buzz\/\" target=\"_blank\">over here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found myself in a bit of a quandary earlier today. My postman delivered a new porn DVD through my door and brought about my dilemma\u2026do I do my ironing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16880\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,35],"tags":[2099,2981],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16880"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16884,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16880\/revisions\/16884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}