{"id":1689,"date":"2008-09-09T19:53:40","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T19:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1689"},"modified":"2008-09-09T19:43:18","modified_gmt":"2008-09-09T19:43:18","slug":"whisky-and-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1689","title":{"rendered":"Whisky And Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/upthere2.jpg\" alt=\"AlexSuze\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/>I must be getting old. I have a cold at the moment. Bloody September and I have a cold. It&#8217;s the postmaster where I bought my car tax that I blame. He was coughing and spluttering as he took my money and handed me the tax disk. That was a week ago, now I&#8217;m feeling like shit. I had a weekend of snot and now I have the aches and pains. Marvellous.<\/p>\n<p>I say I&#8217;m getting old because only a few years ago I&#8217;d have downed a tumbler of whisky and got on with some naughties. Hehehe. Now I just want to curl into a ball. I can&#8217;t even take a day off work to speed my recovery because there&#8217;s a promotion launch on Wednesday and I&#8217;m doing the preparation for that. Today in the office was miserable and tomorrow will be worse.<\/p>\n<p>I remember when Suze and I first moved into a flat together. It was our first full winter living together. I got a terrible cold and took some Sudafed. Then topped it off with some whisky. If I did that now I&#8217;d be snoring within an hour. Back then I got a bit trippy, it could have been exhaustion, dehydration, alcohol, the drugs or all of them. The world became very colourful and we had some great sex. Well, when I say we had great sex I&#8217;ll say I had great sex and Suze seemed to enjoy it too. That&#8217;s the thing about being out of it. It doesn&#8217;t matter who you&#8217;re with, even if they have indulged in the same substances as you the trip is a personal, private one.<\/p>\n<p>Sex brings you together though. Maybe that&#8217;s just the perspective it gives you but you do feel as if you&#8217;ve shared an experience if you&#8217;re having sex at the same time. I would not recommend it as a means of ensuring you share all experiences however. That would be embarrassing and potentially cause you to be arrested. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I must be getting old. I have a cold at the moment. Bloody September and I have a cold. It&#8217;s the postmaster where I bought my car tax that I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1689\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}