{"id":16903,"date":"2011-12-17T12:55:23","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T12:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16903"},"modified":"2011-12-17T09:55:56","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T09:55:56","slug":"rock-hard-cock-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16903","title":{"rendered":"Rock Hard Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Rock Cock\" src=\"\/images\/rock-cock.jpg\" alt=\"Rock Cock\" width=\"275\" height=\"583\" \/>Martin Kenny of Maryland in the US was in the process of building a barn when he happened upon the phallus shaped object on the left.<\/p>\n<p>It is unexplicably penis shaped and even has a hole going through the centre of it, just like a strap-on.\u00a0 Opinion is that the rock is possibly a stalactite but the rock doesn\u2019t appear to be made of limestone.<\/p>\n<p>Kenny\u2019s theory on this is that it could be part of a statue which fell from a boat whilst being transported.\u00a0 Much cleaner than my theory.\u00a0\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Have you found any interesting objects like this in your garden?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martin Kenny of Maryland in the US was in the process of building a barn when he happened upon the phallus shaped object on the left. It is unexplicably penis &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=16903\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3666],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16903"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16905,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16903\/revisions\/16905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}