{"id":17068,"date":"2011-12-28T23:55:47","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T23:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17068"},"modified":"2011-12-27T23:26:44","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T23:26:44","slug":"slipping-in-the-porn-where-i-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17068","title":{"rendered":"Slipping In The Porn Where I Can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Butt Corset\" src=\"\/images\/butt-corset.jpg\" alt=\"Butt Corset\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living.\u00a0 Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn\u2026oh, and writing filth for the sites.<\/p>\n<p>In fact my day just doesn\u2019t seem the same without I participate in at least one of these activities.\u00a0 I get withdrawal quite quickly and certainly cannot be without some form of Internet access.\u00a0 Blogging and reviewing is now so deeply embroiled in my life that I genuinely suffer a kind of withdrawal if I cannot participate.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to the up and coming festivities.\u00a0 I will be entertaining guests a couple of days this year which means I will have to endure a porn restricted couple of days, snatching the odd online moment when I can.<\/p>\n<p>Did you like my reference to \u201csnatch\u201d?\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n<p>Bare with us, normal service will resume as soon as possible<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living.\u00a0 Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn\u2026oh, and writing filth for the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17068\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,2667],"tags":[3724],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17069,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17068\/revisions\/17069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}