{"id":17090,"date":"2011-12-30T08:55:03","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T08:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17090"},"modified":"2011-12-29T23:41:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T23:41:00","slug":"chocolate-coated-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17090","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Coated Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Chocolate On Nipple\" src=\"\/images\/chocolate-on-nipple.jpg\" alt=\"Chocolate On Nipple\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" \/>Hands up everyone who has over indulged this Christmas. I\u2019ll guess that anyone not raising their hand was too stuffed with food and lethargic to raise an appendage.<\/p>\n<p>I mean if someone were to offer you another bit of chocolate you\u2019d refuse, right?<\/p>\n<p>Although if the presentation were right I\u2019m sure I could be persuaded to have a little nibble. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hands up everyone who has over indulged this Christmas. I\u2019ll guess that anyone not raising their hand was too stuffed with food and lethargic to raise an appendage. I mean &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17090\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1120],"tags":[3731],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17090"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17090"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17099,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17090\/revisions\/17099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}