{"id":17127,"date":"2012-01-01T10:55:59","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T10:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17127"},"modified":"2012-01-01T09:48:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-01T09:48:40","slug":"wanking-in-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17127","title":{"rendered":"Wanking In The New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float:left;\" title=\"Orgasm\" src=\"\/images\/soft-orgasm.jpg\" alt=\"Orgasm\" width=\"240\" height=\"360\" \/>We had quite a hectic Christmas and so opted for a quiet New Year together.<\/p>\n<p>Things got interesting when Suze started rummaging around in our spare bedroom &#8211; where we keep our untested sex toys. I was laying in bed and listened as she made her way to the bathroom and washed something.<\/p>\n<p>Finally she appeared in the bedroom doorway brandishing a cock stroker masturabtor. &#8220;What are you going to do with that?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Wank you off&#8221; was her simple reply, delivered with a smile on her face.<\/p>\n<p>Suze got to work on me and soon had my cock hard and eager to be experimented on by the dirty lady and her sex toy of choice. Unfortunately despite a large amount of lubricant the toy was just too small to accommodate more than the tip of my cock! Disaster!<\/p>\n<p>However one of the advantages of being sex toy testers is that we have a lot of sex toys &#8211; so Suze selected another and &#8230; well you can read the review over on<a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> Sex Toys Buzz<\/a> soon.<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had quite a hectic Christmas and so opted for a quiet New Year together. Things got interesting when Suze started rummaging around in our spare bedroom &#8211; where we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17127\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[4254,2360],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17127"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17129,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17127\/revisions\/17129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}