{"id":17155,"date":"2012-01-03T21:55:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T21:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17155"},"modified":"2012-01-03T21:49:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-03T21:49:31","slug":"cold-weather-hard-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17155","title":{"rendered":"Cold Weather = Hard Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/super-nipples.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-11181\" title=\"hard nipples\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/super-nipples-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"hard nipples\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/super-nipples-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/super-nipples.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Alex has had to turn the heating off today to replace one of our radiators.\u00a0 The bleed valve or whatever they are called wouldn&#8217;t turn to let out the vast collection of air inside.<\/p>\n<p>Of all the times of year to be without central heating it had to be today during one of the coldest weather spells we have had.\u00a0 Brrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m currently sat here at my desk wearing 3 layers of clothing up top and still my nipples look like those over there.<\/p>\n<p>Any volunteers to come over and snuggle?\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex has had to turn the heating off today to replace one of our radiators.\u00a0 The bleed valve or whatever they are called wouldn&#8217;t turn to let out the vast &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17155\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[1930],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17155"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17159,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155\/revisions\/17159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}