{"id":17222,"date":"2012-01-09T08:55:12","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T08:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17222"},"modified":"2012-01-08T22:48:51","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T22:48:51","slug":"the-nymphomaniac-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17222","title":{"rendered":"The Nymphomaniac Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Young<\/a>I was forced to fit a radiator in the study over the Christmas break. To do this I had to remove most of the furniture from the room except Suze\u2019s desk so I could roll back the carpet and get to the pipe work.<\/p>\n

I just got round to putting everything back today and decided that rather than just shove everything on the shelves I\u2019d only replace stuff I actually wanted in the room, throw away the stuff I\u2019d been holding onto just in case and box anything else that I really needed but didn\u2019t need to hand.<\/p>\n

Great idea until I decided to sort out the DVDs. We have so many DVDs now, porn and mainstream that it\u2019s getting a bit silly. So organisation is the key. I carefully put all my Viv Thomas DVDs to one side, then the Harmony Films stuff and finally the \u201cother\u201d porn houses. Unfortunately while lifting a stack of Harmony titles I dropped two of them in the bucket of detergent I had been using to wipe down the shelves.<\/p>\n

So I know have a moist \u201cTori Black Nymphomaniac<\/a>\u201d and a group of rather mature schoolgirls in \u201cYoung Harlots Bad Behaviour<\/a>\u201d with very wet clothing. A quick rinse has removed any detergent from the DVDs but sadly the paper sleeves look a bit wrinkly \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Ah well, not to worry they will at least still play. Try doing that to a VHS cassette!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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