{"id":17272,"date":"2012-01-13T11:55:03","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T11:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17272"},"modified":"2012-01-12T22:49:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:49:42","slug":"fucking-my-manicurist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17272","title":{"rendered":"Fucking My Manicurist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float:left;\" title=\"Sweaty Panty Wank\" src=\"\/images\/sweaty-panty-wank.jpg\" alt=\"Sweaty Panty Wank\" width=\"300\" height=\"447\" \/>That\u2019s what I would like to do but in reality\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Just before Christmas I turned up for my scheduled nail appointment this morning complete with a nice bottle of white and a card form my hot nail technician.\u00a0 I\u2019ve told you about her in the past, she is a cross between a young Haley Mills and Holly Willoughby.\u00a0 Yes, that good! \u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>As I passed over the small bag she thanked me implicitly wishing me every best wish for Christmas and then took me by surprise by coming towards me and giving me a big hug and a kiss.<\/p>\n<p>I must admit I needed to sit down after that as I got quite light headed.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m working on how I can get a pic to post up so you can take a look at her.\u00a0 She is stunning and brightens my day, although I only get to see her every 3 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s an appointment I never miss.<\/p>\n<p>Such a dirty letch.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s what I would like to do but in reality\u2026 Just before Christmas I turned up for my scheduled nail appointment this morning complete with a nice bottle of white &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17272\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,25],"tags":[2178],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17274,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17272\/revisions\/17274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}