{"id":17371,"date":"2012-01-20T08:55:05","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T08:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17371"},"modified":"2012-01-20T08:42:43","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T08:42:43","slug":"rent-a-tit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17371","title":{"rendered":"Rent-A-Tit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Kim Kardashian\" src=\"\/images\/kim-kardashian.jpg\" alt=\"Kim Kardashian\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>It\u2019s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up\u00a0 at one of my parties. You either come or you don\u2019t, right? Well perhaps it\u2019s because I don\u2019t live in La La Land.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I say that?<\/p>\n<p>Because I just read that Kim Kardashian charges \u00a347,500 to turn up, have a drink and have her picture taken. Nice work if you can get it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up\u00a0 at one of my parties. You either come or you don\u2019t, right? Well perhaps it\u2019s because I don\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17371\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,35],"tags":[2982],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17372,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17371\/revisions\/17372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}