{"id":1744,"date":"2008-09-21T08:52:41","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T08:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1744"},"modified":"2008-09-20T22:12:13","modified_gmt":"2008-09-20T22:12:13","slug":"cars-girls-and-bukkake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1744","title":{"rendered":"Cars, Girls, and Bukkake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/nsx.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Fast cars have always been associated with sexuality. Whether you find speed sexy or think that a big engine is just some people&#8217;s way of compensating you have to admit that the internal combustion engine is bound up with sex.<\/p>\n<p>While some manufacturers design sleek and sexy models with eye watering performance, others stick to more sedate models. Honda does both. You can buy a Civic with just about enough power to pull the skin off a rice pudding, or a Type R Civic that doesn&#8217;t have a speedo graduated in Mph, but in Mach numbers. At one time you could buy the amazing NSX from them too.<\/p>\n<p>One more recent addition to their range was the Jazz, which I christened the Jizz. OK, a schoolboy joke but one which amused me whenever I was stuck behind one of them in traffic. So with that word association in mind, imagine my amusement to find out that Suzuki have a model called the Splash.<\/p>\n<p>This name may have been the product of a series of focus groups and extensive market research. Or it could have been a mischievous set of office juniors who know that splash in Japanese is BUKKAKE!<\/p>\n<p>Personally I prefer the second theory.<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Bukkake\" target=\"_blank\">Bukkake<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fast cars have always been associated with sexuality. Whether you find speed sexy or think that a big engine is just some people&#8217;s way of compensating you have to admit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1744\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[394],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}