{"id":1761,"date":"2008-09-24T15:53:54","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1761"},"modified":"2008-09-23T21:10:38","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T21:10:38","slug":"a-fuck-you-will-not-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1761","title":{"rendered":"A Fuck You Will Not Believe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/rebeccademornay.jpg\" alt=\"Rebecca De Mornay\" width=\"350\" height=\"238\" \/>Last weekend we popped into HMV and bought a couple of DVDs. One of them was series one of Ideal, starring Johnny Vegas. We&#8217;d caught odd snatches of the show when it was shown on BBC3 and thought it looked interesting. As they were selling the DVD for \u00a35 I thought it was worth a punt.<\/p>\n<p>One of the pieces of incidental music sounded very much like Tangerine Dream&#8217;s music for the film &#8220;Risky Business&#8221;. At which point I couldn&#8217;t stop the image of Rebecca De Mornay having sex on a train running through my head. There it goes again, and again, and again \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/africa\/7629433.stm\" target=\"_blank\">This couple in South Africa<\/a> had a rather different experience with railway sex. It&#8217;s tragic but I can&#8217;t help wondering how they were able to ignore the shouts of the engine driver, or the sound and vibration of a locomotive rolling towards them. It must have been really good sex or they were completely off their tits.<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Risky+Business\" target=\"_blank\">Risky Business<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Rebecca+De+Mornay\" target=\"_blank\">Rebecca De Mornay<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/train+sex\" target=\"_blank\">train sex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend we popped into HMV and bought a couple of DVDs. One of them was series one of Ideal, starring Johnny Vegas. We&#8217;d caught odd snatches of the show &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1761\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[456,455,457],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}