{"id":1764,"date":"2008-09-25T15:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2008-09-24T21:37:43","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T21:37:43","slug":"a-hand-in-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"A Hand In My Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/handonpussy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"357\" \/>In Memory Of Clit Orgasms<\/p>\n<p>I should have called this post you never know what you got until it is gone. It seems like forever since I lost power in my Alethia clit vibe. The period of morning is now over and all I feel now is a deep sense of loss.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve tried to use my other toys but they simply aren&#8217;t the same as my Alethia, it was quiet, compact and hit the spot every time. Although my toothbrush ones can do the trick I find them to be a bit noisy, electric toothbrushes just don&#8217;t know how to be quiet do they. Lol<\/p>\n<p>Somehow I feel incomplete without my little orgasmic companion. Fingers take far longer to achieve the &#8220;result&#8221; and are more labour intensive and at the moment I&#8217;m full of cold and for the easy life. Plus they don&#8217;t tend to vibrate either.<\/p>\n<p>Thing is I can&#8217;t afford to replace Alethia but I have found a more price conscious copy of her and I&#8217;m thinking about treating myself soon. This clitoral orgasm famine cannot go on any longer and it would be an investment in my wellbeing.<\/p>\n<p>Are you starting to think that I&#8217;m talking myself in to this one\u2026you may just be right.<\/p>\n<p>Now which page did I see it on. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Memory Of Clit Orgasms I should have called this post you never know what you got until it is gone. It seems like forever since I lost power in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1764\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}