{"id":1770,"date":"2008-09-26T01:53:10","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T01:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2008-09-25T21:17:41","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T21:17:41","slug":"dangerous-sex-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1770","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous Sex Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 6px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/peppermill.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"447\" \/>Well, I finally got up the courage to do it. I started getting rid of some of the packaging and the odd sex toy or two that we don&#8217;t tend to use. As you can imagine we have dozens of them around the house, and disposing of them and the packages they came in is a bit of a nightmare. Most of the toys still work (except some of the really old stuff) so we&#8217;re loath to throw them away, but there are a few failed items.<\/p>\n<p>Suze&#8217;s Alethia was one of them. It died the other day. However that was tiny and some of the stuff I threw into the bin today wasn&#8217;t so easy to dispose of. Let&#8217;s just say that it&#8217;s double-wrapped in plastic to ensure it doesn&#8217;t split as it goes into the back of the collection wagon. Suze would never forgive me. Dangerous things these sex toys, LOL.<\/p>\n<p>For the most part though it&#8217;s mainly the packaging so we can reduce the actual storage volume required. As more come in every day for testing at <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">Sex Toys Buzz<\/a> we have to keep on top of the problem. Oh, BTW if you fancy the idea of free sex toys why not join the <a title=\"Free Sex Toys\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/newsletter\/join.php\" target=\"_blank\">Buzz Club<\/a> and be automatically entered for the prize draw with different sex toys to be won every month.<\/p>\n<p>So there will be something to please all, including you guys out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I finally got up the courage to do it. I started getting rid of some of the packaging and the odd sex toy or two that we don&#8217;t tend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1770\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}