{"id":17717,"date":"2012-02-07T19:57:17","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T19:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17717"},"modified":"2012-02-07T19:57:17","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T19:57:17","slug":"fuck-you-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17717","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You Valentine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Fuck Me Fuck You\" src=\"\/images\/fuck-me-fuck-you.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" \/>I\u2019m not a romantic, never have been.\u00a0 Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 And before you ask I don\u2019t possess any items of clothing which are pink, not even underwear.\u00a0 Although I have owned some in the past.<\/p>\n<p>And if I had seen these Valentines Day cards in my local store I would have bought them because they express exactly how I feel every time I set eyes on my lover.<\/p>\n<p>They were by a company called <a title=\"Seasick Mama\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seasickmama.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Seasick Mama<\/a> and aren\u2019t at all pretentious.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not a romantic, never have been.\u00a0 Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17717\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,35],"tags":[3796,957],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17718,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17717\/revisions\/17718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}