{"id":1793,"date":"2008-09-30T15:52:49","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T15:52:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1793"},"modified":"2008-09-29T21:41:58","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T21:41:58","slug":"sex-toys-everywhere-i-look","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1793","title":{"rendered":"Sex Toys Everywhere I look"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/plasticcrates.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"167\" \/>Alex and I have a constant battle to keep our toys under wraps. I have a tendency to leave them out all over the house, especially in the office where I do my review write ups. This is bound to backfire on me one day I just know it, my parents will show up unannounced and cop an eyeful of my latest muse. Lol<\/p>\n<p>In his attempts to cleanup and organise things Alex purchased some stackable storage boxes to put our collection in to. Just one problem they are transparent, you can see everything inside.<\/p>\n<p>Solution, he decided to place the toys inside a black bin liner first. He&#8217;s not just a pretty face! \ud83d\ude09 This was a great idea but he shouldn&#8217;t have allocated toys to each box and then stacked them up in the corner of our bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>Reason why\u2026his sister turned up at the weekend with little nephew. Not a problem I hear you say. Thing is, little nephew went a wandering around the house as kids tend to do. I followed him upstairs and he was peering in to the side of the top box.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing how quickly you can get a child&#8217;s attention when you need to.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say after he left we swiftly got the toys bundled up and boxed.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I would have a look around at storage possibilities on the web and came across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sextoyparty.com\/s13762.html\" target=\"_blank\">this idea<\/a>. It&#8217;s a great idea especially if you want to keep your toys close to hand and your visitors would never know. Very clever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex and I have a constant battle to keep our toys under wraps. I have a tendency to leave them out all over the house, especially in the office where &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1793\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}