{"id":17947,"date":"2012-03-27T20:43:49","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T20:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17947"},"modified":"2012-03-27T20:51:21","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T20:51:21","slug":"making-me-mona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17947","title":{"rendered":"Making Me Mona"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_17949\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17949\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17949\" title=\"Making Me Mona\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/pouty-blonde.jpg\" alt=\"Making Me Mona\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/pouty-blonde.jpg 400w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/pouty-blonde-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17949\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Making Me Mona<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Being a sex toy tester and reviewer I\u2019m never short of something to play with.\u00a0 So it goes without saying that I sometimes don\u2019t get round to revisiting previous favourite toy for some time.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I was feeling in the mood to share a little mutual vibratory pleasure with Alex, it\u2019s not often that we tend to share toys these days each of us busy reviewing products individually.\u00a0 As we caressed I thought it would be nice to run a massager over each others erogenous zones.<\/p>\n<p>I reached in to my bedside draw and tried pressing the \u201cOn\u201d button on several toys without success, either they had lost their charge or I\u2019d removed the batteries to preserve them from degradation or possible electrolyte leakage.<\/p>\n<p>Then I happened on a toy which I couldn\u2019t recall the last time I played with it for it had been so long.\u00a0 The toy in question was the Lelo Mona a sleek ergonomically shaped g-spot vibrator.\u00a0 I pressed the + button and she sprang in to action.<\/p>\n<p>Much to my delight the Mona had held its charge for what seemed like months, I vowed to check how long it was since I reviewed it after we had fucked each other\u2019s brains out.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>After finding the perfect pulsation pattern I applied the vibe to Alex\u2019s perineum which immediately brought a smile to his face.\u00a0 This was going to be a great addition to our foreplay.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>We tickled and teased each other then enjoyed a missionary, sideways and doggy style fuck to finish.\u00a0 After the action finished I checked out the review I placed on <a href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/\">Sex Toys Buzz<\/a> it was March 2010.\u00a0 OMG!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being a sex toy tester and reviewer I\u2019m never short of something to play with.\u00a0 So it goes without saying that I sometimes don\u2019t get round to revisiting previous favourite &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17947\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,46,25,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17947"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17950,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17947\/revisions\/17950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}