{"id":17971,"date":"2012-04-08T22:06:34","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T22:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17971"},"modified":"2012-04-08T22:06:34","modified_gmt":"2012-04-08T22:06:34","slug":"stay-in-bed-have-sex-and-eat-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17971","title":{"rendered":"Stay In Bed, Have Sex And Eat Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-17973\" title=\"Sexy Ass Peek\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sexy-ass-peek.jpg\" alt=\"Sexy Ass Peek\" width=\"400\" height=\"517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sexy-ass-peek.jpg 400w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sexy-ass-peek-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Very wise words indeed but not the ones you would expect to come from a man of the cloth\u2019s mouth but it did &#8211; Father Phil Richie from Hove said exactly that <a title=\"Sex Because The Vicar Says So\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/4243507\/Easter-Sinday.html\" target=\"_blank\">in this piece in The Sun newspaper<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Lol\u00a0 But who am I to disagree, I spent this morning eating chocolate whilst working at my desk.\u00a0 See it\u2019s not all pleasure in the AlexSuze household.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Maybe later I may come up with something creative and naughty to do with the chocolate\u2026now hold on I just remembered I have some chocolate body paint and a brush somewhere\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very wise words indeed but not the ones you would expect to come from a man of the cloth\u2019s mouth but it did &#8211; Father Phil Richie from Hove said &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=17971\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17971"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17971"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17974,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17971\/revisions\/17974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}