{"id":18379,"date":"2012-12-01T15:46:33","date_gmt":"2012-12-01T15:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18379"},"modified":"2012-12-01T15:46:33","modified_gmt":"2012-12-01T15:46:33","slug":"looking-forward-to-christmas-and-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18379","title":{"rendered":"Looking Forward To Christmas And Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"ChristmasI think I just started looking forward to Christmas, but not to having the family round, though that\u2019s great or to the interesting search phrases that start to appear in our websites\u2019 stats \u2013 \u201cSanta sex\u201d and \u201cSexy elves\u201d being a couple of examples that spring to mind.<\/p>\n

No, it\u2019s the sex.<\/p>\n

You work hard all year and the only time we seem to travel at the moment is on business, not on holiday. And let\u2019s face it, when you have your own business you tend to work, even when you\u2019re sipping Chianti by the pool. Yes it\u2019s sad I know.<\/p>\n

We get plenty of sex, great sex, but Christmas is a unique time for us that seems to give us the excuse to sleep in and live off left-overs for a few days, therefore freeing us from the drudgery of actually cooking much. And when the TV is showing the cheaper re-runs between Boxing Day and New Year\u2019s Eve there\u2019s not much else to do.<\/p>\n

He he he!<\/p>\n

The time between Christmas and New Year is for us a few days where we can snuggle up do rather less than we normally do. OK, so we might test a few sex toys<\/a> but it\u2019s more for fun than necessity. So although it means we can get down the stack of un-tested toys it\u2019s hardly a chore.<\/p>\n

The magic only ends when we perhaps have to venture out for supplies or get invited out to a party \u2013 damn these social events LOL<\/p>\n

Anyway, if you get bored we\u2019ll make sure there\u2019s something naughty on here for you to read and stuff on our other sites too. And if we find any Christmas related filth we\u2019ll be sure to point you in that direction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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