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\"Samantha<\/a>What a busy month December turned out to be what with inviting my relatives round to Christmas lunch and then visiting them on Boxing Day.\u00a0 By the time New Year came round all I wanted to do was to curl up on the sofa with Alex and a bottle of Champagne.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

It\u2019s not just the day itself and the constant being on your feet but the proceeding months when you have to for no apparent reason clean the house from top to bottom, including inside the kitchen cupboards.\u00a0 Why!\u00a0 Who the hell bothers to look inside them and comment on how clean and tidy they are?<\/p>\n

Answers on a postcard please.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a good job that the sex toy world begins to calm down at the end of the year and there aren\u2019t as many demands on my time.\u00a0 Which gives me just enough of a break to gear up for the next big event on the horizon.\u00a0 Valentines Day.\u00a0 And we have a few projects coming up for that special day in the year.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

But for now I will leave you with a plug to join our Newsletter where you can get free stuff without having to write essays or do back flips, simply sign up.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

If you haven\u2019t already joined the Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter you should, as well as getting the latest adult product news you can get your hands on FREE sex toys each month by signing up for the Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter<\/a> and being part of the monthly giveaway draw. There is nothing to pay and no competition to enter, simply sign up and keep your fingers crossed that you are one of the lucky winners. Go and sign up now.<\/p>\n

And for all of you who may have missed the reviews over the lead up to Christmas here they are.\u00a0 Enjoy!<\/p>\n

Fetish Fantasy Overbust PVC Fishnet Corset G String<\/a><\/p>\n

L\u2019Exquis Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n

Zini Janus Prostate Massager<\/a><\/p>\n

Big Teaze Onye Kenya Petite<\/a><\/p>\n

Swan Silhouette Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n

Dr Joel Kaplan Universal Prostate Probe<\/a><\/p>\n

Pure Blow Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n

Evolved Dream Maker Heavenly Dolphin Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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