{"id":18613,"date":"2013-02-23T23:03:36","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T23:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18613"},"modified":"2013-02-23T23:03:36","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T23:03:36","slug":"more-nipples-than-you-can-flick-a-tongue-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18613","title":{"rendered":"More Nipples Than You Can Flick A Tongue At"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"busty<\/a>Nipples are wonderful things aren\u2019t they, I mean to have them is great because they can be so much fun. And of course your partner having them is rather handy because they are an obvious and prominent erogenous zone. Let\u2019s face it us guys need to have things like that pointed out to us and if a sensitive area is a different colour than the surrounding skin and tends to stand up, especially if aroused then it does make it easier for us to find.<\/p>\n

Maybe that\u2019s why the clitoris stands up like that, especially when you ladies get aroused. It means we can\u2019t miss it, even in the dark. Though we are always told to look for the little guy in the canoe as a visual aid too if we\u2019re actually looking rather than feeling our way around.<\/p>\n

Anyway, back to nipples.<\/p>\n

This isn\u2019t a post about how much we guys love you girls to have them, that\u2019s very obvious and while I\u2019m not averse to stating the obvious in this instance I\u2019m talking about the number of nipples you have.<\/p>\n

\u201cI have two\u201d I hear you cry. Obvious really, everyone has two don\u2019t they?<\/p>\n

No they don\u2019t. I don\u2019t, I have a number of extra ones. Oddly I didn\u2019t know they were nipples until a few years back because they are the least obtrusive of supernumerary nipples, yes they have a name, supernumerary nipples. Mine are inverted, just slight inversions of the skin on my abdomen and only noticeable since a doctor pointed them out to me.<\/p>\n

So does anyone else have any out there?<\/p>\n

Just askin\u2019<\/p>\n

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