{"id":18642,"date":"2013-03-17T08:16:11","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T08:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18642"},"modified":"2013-03-15T23:19:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T23:19:58","slug":"the-dildo-maker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18642","title":{"rendered":"The Dildo Maker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Dildomaker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-18643\" title=\"Dildomaker\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Dildomaker-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Dildomaker-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Dildomaker.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>If you are as old as me you will most probably remember the hand turned pencil sharpener which was attached to the desk, usually near to the teacher so you didn\u2019t attempt to sharpen anything else.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>As a junior I clearly remember being in awe of the pencil sharpener and would volunteer when asked to sharpen the classes pencils.\u00a0 Then when I had finished I took great delight in playing with the wooden turnings inside the casing.\u00a0 Sad I know but we didn\u2019t have Wi\u2019s back then.<\/p>\n<p>I would make bangles out of the shavings, never managed to get one long enough to create a wooden necklace.<\/p>\n<p>Those were the days\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The original pencil sharpener was designed by a French chap called Raymond Lowey and wasn\u2019t the one I used at school before you ask.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 His design concept has recently inspired a guy by the name of Francesco Morackini but his version isn\u2019t for pencils.<\/p>\n<p>Cheeky Francesco\u2019s machine is designed to create dildos out of anything from carrots to candles.\u00a0 You can now make your own \u201cgreen\u201d dildos with the aid of his Dildomaker.\u00a0 <a title=\"Dildo Maker\" href=\"http:\/\/cargocollective.com\/morackini\/Dildo-Maker\" target=\"_blank\">You can read more about it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Whilst you\u2019re reading that I\u2019m surfing the net to find out where I can get one\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are as old as me you will most probably remember the hand turned pencil sharpener which was attached to the desk, usually near to the teacher so you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=18642\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3977,3978],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18644,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18642\/revisions\/18644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}